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Burning Truths from 
Billy's Bat 

A Graphic Description of the 
Remarkable Conversion of 

Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

(The World's Famous Evangelist) 

Embodying Anecdotes, Terse 

Sayings, etc., Compiled from 

Various Sources 




1914 



Diamond Publishing Co., 
Philadelphia, Pa. 









Copyright, 1914, 
By JOSEPH PALLEN 



MAY 21 1914 



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CONTENTS 



PAGE 

Mr. Sunday's Early Life 9 

Conversion of "Billy" Sunday 9 

Beacon Lights on Billy's Trail 16 

Hard to Keep Good Man Down 17i 

Honor Your Wife 18 

Two Pictures of American Homes 18 

Kind Words to Children 19 

Tribute to Wife 20 

Scores Smart Set 20 

Father Gives Up, but Mother Doesn't 22 

Bright Word Picture to Mothers 22 

Bravest Battle Ever Fought 22 

One Act, One Word Will Blight a Child 23 

Touching Tribute to Mother's Love 24 

Every Child a Trust to Mother 25 

Says Men Are What Mothers Make Them 2^ 

Songs of Mothers Sweetest 26 

Gathering Up the Sunbeams 28 

Start Children Right 28 

Dancing Worst of Amusements 29 

Ballroom Permits Liberties 30 

On Motherhood 31 

Too Many Girls Are Not in Love 32 

High Spots in Sermon to Women 32 

Picking a Husband 33 

Thy Kingdom Come 34 

Hot Shots on Cards and Gambling 36 

Taboo on Theatre 39 

Taboo on Wedding Knots 4(1 

Every Palace Not a Home 41 

Drawing the Line on Christians 42 

The Preachers and the Laymen 44 

Belshazzar's Feast 45 

A Remarkable Praver 47 

Hitting the Sawdust Trail, Origin 49 

Trying to Serve God and the Devil 5© 



PAGE 

Inconsistent Church Members 50 

Christians Can't Live Double Lives 51 

A High Tribute to General Lee 52 

Expose of Graft Stories 53 

Women Have Same Right as Men 54 

Backsliders Like Groundhogs 57 

True to Lodge, False to Christ 57 

Sunday to Society Women 58 

Consolation for Old Maids 66 

Girls Who Flirt 66 

Drinking and Matrimony 67 

Says Society's to Blame 68 

Some Extra Shots 68 

Billy's Sketch of Leper Bathing 69 

Snapshots from Sermons 71 

A Trip Through the Bible 72 

Defends Divine Origin of the Bible 74 

Spiritualism on the Grill 75 

Straight Shots from the Shoulder 75 

Others Suffer from Your Sins 79 

Lessons from Story of Pilate 80 

Moral Truths 80 

These Three Will Ruin City 81 

Billy's Key to Success 82 

A Few Bunts to Live Students 84 

Tribute to the Holidays 85 

Living Up to One's Profession 89 

Stray Shots from the Gallery 89 

Some Hot Ones, Fired at Random 90 

A Characteristic Prayer 90 

Sunday's Bombshells 92 

Sundayisms 96 

Sunday's Prayer for Strength 98 

Faith of Great Men 99 

Bible Above All 99 

Some Home Runs 100 

Up to Mothers 100 

Electric Flashes 101 

Sunday on Evolution 103 



Rev. William A. Sunday 

(The World's Famous Evangelist) 

His Early Life, a Dramatic Portrayal of His 

Conversion, and the Disintegration of the 

Old White Stocking Baseball Team, 

of Which He was a Member 



Rev. "Billy" Sunday (as he is familiarly known) was 
born in a log cabin in the backwoods of Story County, 
Iowa, November 19, 1862. Not long after his birth his 
father went, to the Civil War and never returned. Billy 
remained home until he was about fourteen years of age, 
and as a hired hand later lived with Colonel John Scott, 
former Lieutenant Governor of Iowa, and was enabled 
to acquire a high-school education. He tried various lines 
of work, from a hired hand at sixteen years old to a fur- 
niture polisher, driver of a hearse, member of a volunteer 
hose company, railroad fireman, ball player, student and 
now evangelist. 

mr. Sunday's remarkable conversion. 
"Twenty-seven years ago I walked down a street in 
Chicago in company with some ball players who were 
famous in this world — some of them are dead now — and 



10 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

we went into a saloon. It was Sunday afternoon and we 
got tanked up and then went and sat down on a corner. 
I never go by that street without thanking God for saving 
me. It was a vacant lot at that time. We sat down on a 
curbing. Across the street a company of men and women 
were playing on instruments — horns, flutes and slide trom- 
bones — and the others were singing the gospel hymns 
that I used to hear my mother sing back in the log cabin 
in Iowa and back in the old church where I used to go 
to Sunday school. 

"And God painted on the canvas of my recollection 
and memory a vivid picture of the scenes of other days 
and other faces. 

"won't you come?" 
"Many have long since turned to dust. I sobbed and 
sobbed and a young man stepped out and said: 'We are 
going down to the Pacific Garden mission. Won't you 
come down to the mission? I am sure you will enjoy it. 
You can hear drunkards tell how they have been saved 
and girls tell how they have been saved from the red light 
district. I arose and said to the boys: "I'm through. 
We've come to the parting of the ways," and I turned my 
back on them. Some of them laughed and some of them 
mocked me; one of them gave me encouragement; others 
never said a word. Twenty-seven years ago I turned and 
left that little group on the corner of State and Madison 
streets, walked to the little mission, fell on my knees and 
staggered out of sin and into the arms of the Saviour. 



The Famous Evangelist 11 

I went over to the west side of Chicago where I was 
keeping company with a girl now my wife, Nell. I mar- 
ried Nell. She was a Presbyterian, so I am a Presby- 
terian. Had she been a Catholic, I would have been a 
Catholic — because I was hot on the trail of Nell. 

The next day I had to go out to the ball park and prac- 
tice. Every morning at 10 o'clock we had to be out there 
and practice. I never slept that night. I was afraid of the 
horse-laugh that the gang would give me because I had 
taken my stand for Jesus Christ. 

I walked down to the old ball grounds. I will never 
forget it. I slipped my key into the wicket gate and the 
first man to meet me after I got inside was Mike Kelley. 

Up came Mike Kelley. He said : "Bill I'm proud of you — 
religion is not my long suit, but I'll help you all I can. 
Up came Anson, Pfeffer, Clarkson, Flint, McCormick, 
Burns, Williamson and Dalrymple. There wasn't a fel- 
low in that gang who knocked, every fellow had a word 
of encouragement for me. 

That afternoon we played the old Detroit club. We 
were neck and neck for the championship. That club 
had Thompson, Richardson, Rowe, Dunlap, Hanlon and 
Bennett, and they could play ball. I was playing right 
field and John G. Clarkson was pitching. He was as fine 
pitcher as ever crawled into a uniform. There are some 
pitchers today, O'Toole, Bender, Wood, Mathewson, John- 
son, Marquard, but I do not believe any one of them 
stood in the class with Clarkson. 



12 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

We had two men out and they had a man on second 
and one on third, and Bennett, their old catcher was at 
the bat. Charley had three balls and two strikes on him. 
Charley couldn't hit a high ball. I don't mean a Scotch 
high-ball, but he could kill them when they went about 
his knee. 

I hollered to Clarkson and said : "One more and we got 
'em." 

You know every pitcher digs a hole in the ground where 
he puts his foot when he is pitching. John stuck his foot 
in the hole and he went clear to the ground. Oh, he could 
make them dance. He could throw over-handed, and the 
ball would go down and up like that. He is the only man 
on earth I have seen do that. The ball would go by so 
fast that a thermometer would drop two degrees. John 
went clear down, and as he went to throw the ball his 
right foot slipped, and the ball went low instead of high. 

I saw Charley swing hard and heard the bat hit the 
ball with a terrific blow. Bennett had smashed the ball 
on the nose. I saw the ball rise in the air and knew it 
was going clear over my head. 

I could judge within ten feet of where the ball would 
light. I turned my back to the ball and ran. 

The field was crowded with people and I yelled : 'Stand 
back!' and the crowd opened like the Red Sea opened for 
the rod of Moses. I ran on, and as I ran I made a prayer; it 
wasn't theological, either, I tell you. I said : "God, if 
you ever helped mortal man, help me to get that ball, and 
you haven't got much time to make up your mind, either." 



The Famous Evangelist 13 

I ran and jumped over the bench and stopped. I 
thought I was close enough to catch it. I looked back 
and saw it going over my head, and I jumped and shoved 
my left hand out and the ball hit it and stuck. At the rate 
I was going, the momentum carried me on and I fell un- 
der the feet of a team of horses. I jumped up with the 
ball in my hand. Up came Tom Johnson. He was after- 
wards Mayor of Cleveland. "Here is $10.00 Bill; buy your- 
self the best hat in Chicago. That catch won me $1,500. 
Tomorrow go and buy yourself the best suit of clothes 
you can find in Chicago." 

An old Methodist minister said to me a few years ago : 
"Why, William, you didn't take the $10.00 did you." I 
said: "You bet I did." 

Listen! Mike Kelley was sold to Boston for $10,000. 
Mike got half of the purchase price. He came up to me 
and showed me a check for $5,000. John L. Sullivan 
the champion fighter, went around with a subscription 
paper and the boys raised over $12,000 to buy Mike a 
house. 

They gave Mike a deed to the house and they had 
$1,500 left and gave him a certificate of deposit for that. 
His salary for playing with Boston was $4,700 a year. 
At the end of that season Mike had spent the $5,000 
purchase price and the $5,000 he received as salary and 
the $1,500 they gave him and had a mortgage on the 
house. And when he died in Pennsylvania they went 
around with a subscription to get money enough to put 



14 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

him in the ground. Mike sat there on the corner with me 
twenty-seven years ago, when I said: "Goodbye, boys, 
I'm through." 

A. G. Spalding signed up a team to go around the world. 
I was the first man he asked to sign a contract and Cap- 
tain Anson was the second. 

I was sliding to second base one day. I always slid 
head first, and I hit a stone and cut a ligament loose in 
my knee. 

I got a doctor and had my leg fixed up and he said to 
me : "William, if you don't go on that trip I will give you 
a good leg." I obeyed and I have as good a leg today as 
I ever had. They offered to wait for me at Honolulu and 
Australia. 

Spalding said: "Meet us in England, and play with us 
through England, Scotland and Wales." I didn't go. 

Ed Williamson, our old short-stop, was a fellow weigh- 
ing 225 pounds, and a more active man you never saw. 
He went with them, and while they were on the ship 
crossing the English channel a storm arose. The captain 
thought the ship would go down. Then he dropped on 
his knees and promised God to be true, and God spoke 
and the waves were still. They came back to the United 
States and Ed. came back to Chicago and started a saloon 
on Dearborn Street. 

I would go there and give tickets for the Y. M. C. A. 
meetings and would talk with him, and would cry like a 
baby, I would get down and pray for him. When he died 



The Famous Evangelist 15 

they put him on the table and cut him open and took out 
his liver. It was so big it would not go in a candy bucket. 

Ed Williamson sat there on the street corner with me 
twenty-seven years ago when I said, "Goodbye, boys, I'm 
through." 

Frank Flint, our old catcher, who caught for nineteen 
years, drew $3,200 a year on an average. He caught 
before they had chest protectors and masks and gloves. 
He caught bare-handed. Every bone in the ball of his 
hand was broken. You never saw a hand like Frank 
had. Every bone in his face was broken and his nose and 
cheekbones, and the shoulder and ribs had all been 
broken. 

I've seen old Frank Flint sleeping on a table in a stale 
beer joint and I've turned my pockets inside out and said : 
"You're welcome to it, old pal." 

He drank on and on, and one day in winter he staggered 
out of a stale beer joint and stood on a corner and was 
seized with a fit of coughing. 

The blood streamed out of his nose, his mouth and his 
eyes. Down the street came a woman. She took one 
look and said: "My God, is it you, Frank? And the old 
love came back. 

The wife called two policemen and a cab and started 
with him to her boarding house. They broke all speed 
regulations. She called five of the best physicians, and 
they listened to the beating of his heart — eight, nine, ten, 
eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen — and the doctor said: 



16 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

"He will be dead in about four hours." She said : "Frank 
the end is near," and he said: "Send for Bill." 

They telephoned me and I came. When I reached his 
bedside he said to me: "There's nothing in the life of 
years ago I care for now. I can hear the grandstand 
hiss when I strike out. I can hear the bleachers cheer 
when I make a hit that wins the game, but there is no- 
thing that can help me now, and if the umpire calls me 
out now, won't you say a few words over me, Bill?" 

He struggled as he had years ago on the diamond when 
he tried to reach home — but the great Umpire of the uni- 
verse yelled: "You're out." And the great gladiator of 
the diamond was no more. 

Frank Flint sat on the street corner drunk with me 
twenty-seven years ago in Chicago when I said: "I'll 
bid you goodbye, boys, I'm going to Jesus." Say men, did 
Twin the game of life, or did they? 

BEACON LIGHTS ON BILLY'S TRAIL. 

I owe God everything. I owe the devil nothing except 
the best fight I can put up against him. 

The church needs more of God and less dress and strife 
over money. 

Judas bought a ticket to hell for thirty pieces of silver, 
and it wasn't a round-trip ticket, either. 

Every saloon gives the devil a better chance to land 
your boy in hell. 



The Famous Evangelist 17 

You breed more infidels with your "divine philosophy" 
than all the Ingersols in the world. 

The church doesn't need new members as much as she 
needs to have the old bunch made over. 

A lot of people, from the way they live, make you think 
they've got a ticket to heaven on a Pullman parlor car, 
and have ordered the porter to wake 'em when they get 
there. But they'll get side-tracked almost before they're 
started. 



HARD TO KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN. 

"Somebody says: 'But you don't know my circum- 
stances, Mr. Sunday. I'm handicapped by my parents. 
I'm handicapped by poverty.' Listen! Go down tonight 
and get down your books and read of the men of history 
who have crept and crawled from the sewers of poverty 
and the quagmires of squalor. Obscurity never kept Ben- 
jamin Franklin walking the streets of Philadelphia gnaw- 
ing at his loaf. Obscurity didn't keep Edison working as 
a telegraph operator at $60.00 a month. Obscurity didn't 
keep David herding sheep. If gold and diamonds weren't 
so hard to get they wouldn't be worth so much. Obscurity 
didn't keep Grant in a tannery. Obscurity didn't keep 
Garfield on the towpath of a canal. If you've got it in 
you, squalor and want can't keep you down." 

"If you are going to win out you must have grit. That 
means you must be able to say "no" when asked to do 



18 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

wrong, so loud it will stagger hell. Or "yes" so loud it 
will gladden the angles of God. Put up your dukes and 
fight the devil." 

HONOR YOUR WIFE BEFORE SHE DIES. 

"Don't wait until your wife dies before you brag on her. 
Tell her that coffee was fine. Tell her how you like those 
biscuits — not those big four-story ones, but the little flat 
fellows with crust on both sides — that's the kind I like. 
Think of the days you bought her gumdrops and candy 
hearts with reading on them. I wish I had all the money 
I've spent on candy hearts with reading on them. You've 
bought 'em, too, you fellows, haven't you Ha, ha ! Thought 
so! (Here Mr. Sunday recited the poem, "Kiss Her.") 
Some fellows pet dogs more than they pet their wives. 

"Play with the children. You say, 'Bill, I haven't any.' 
I say, 'Then get some.' 

TWO PICTURES OF AMERICAN HOMES. 

I think one of the prettiest pictures ever looked upon 
is to see a father with the religion of Jesus Christ in his 
heart, and a mother with the religion of Jesus Christ in 
her heart, and to see them throw their arms about their 
eldest child, and the oldest child throw his arms about 
their next oldest child, and that child take the next old- 
est child by the hand, and on until the youngest and all 
with happiness in their hearts and songs on their lips, 
start for heaven. 



The Famous Evangelist 19 

And I think the blackest, darkest picture ever looked 
upon is to see a father without the religion of Jesus Christ 
in his heart, and a be-frizzled society woman without the 
religion of Jesus Christ in her heart, and the next oldest 
child, and on down until the baby in the cradle, and to 
see that father and mother lock arms and all start to hell, 
like many of them are doing today. 



KIND WORDS TO HELP CHILDREN. 

There are fewer things more important in the home 
than conversation. Think of the good you can do in your 
home with your voice. You use it to give pain, but the con- 
versation in your home ought to be loving. In many 
homes they have no conversation. There is no affectionate 
greeting in the morning when the children start for 
school, no little kiss to linger on their lips, and when they 
come home at noon, hungry, there is no kind greeting. 
The old man never says a word unless he growls for you 
to pass something, and so far as anyone would know, you 
would be in a deaf and dumb asylum. No fireside chats 
with the children. 

You are down at some fool club, some lodge; you are 
off to some literary social, beer and wine-drinking hell, 
and you let your children go to the devil. You turn them 
over to some nurse, whose only interest in the child is so 
many dollars per week. 



20 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

EVANGELIST PAYS TRIBUTE TO WIFE. 

Sunday humorously complimented his wife at the tab- 
ernacle meeting Thursday night. He quoted "Battling" 
Nelson's statement that Mrs. Sunday was worth $10,000,- 
000.00, but said Bat had the estimate too low. 

Sunday began by speaking of the traits of various na- 
tions. "Scotch blood" he said, "stands for persistency, 
stick-to-it-iveness, faithfulness and bulldog tenacity. I 
guess I ought to know, for Ma's full-blooded Scotch, and 
I don't know what I'd do without her." 

SEVERELY SCORES "SMART SET" BUNCH. 

And of the women in our "smart set" nowadays. Too 
much can not be said in condemnation of them. Too 
much time is spent by them outside of their homes. They 
have thrown to the wind all womanly modesty and pru- 
dence. They are flattered and cajoled, and they look up- 
on themselves as sort of an especial form upon which to 
hang the latest creation of a Worth or a Redfern. They 
have digestive apparatus with which to digest highly sea- 
soned foods which some rich husband can buy and cram 
into their gullets. And they lend their presence to vaud- 
eville, and have vaudeville performances in their homes, 
and their children are allowed to witness performances 
which border on the obscene. And they indulge in gamb- 
ling to such an extent, poker, roulette wheels, champagne, 



The Famous Evangelist 21 

and all the whole long list, my friends, and they are more 
familiar with poker chips and gambling devices and friv- 
olity than they are with their Bible, the English language 
or classic literature. 

"No man lives to himself alone. When you go to hell 
you're going to drag someone else down with you, and if 
you go to heaven you're going to take someone else with 
you. You say you hate sin. Of course you do if you have 
respect. You never saw anyone in this town who hates 
sin worse than I, or loves a sinner more than I. I'm fight- 
ing for the sinners. I'm fighting to save your soul, just 
as a doctor fights to save your life from a disease." 

"If there is a father that hits the booze, he doesn't want 
his son to. If he is keeping someone on the side, he 
doesn't want his son to. In other words, you would not 
want your son to live like you if you are not living right." 

"Look on the bright side. Every time you smile you 
put a crimp in the undertaker's business, keep the hearse 
standing in the shed, keep the embalming fluid out of 
your veins, and keep the quartet from singing 'Lead, 
Kindly Light.' " 



22 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

SUNDAY'S BRIGHT WORD PICTURES IN HIS 
SERMON TO MOTHERS. 

Father Gives up but Mother Doesn't. 

"Fathers often give up. The old man often goes to 
boozing, becomes dissipated, takes a dose of poison and 
commits suicide, but the mother will stand by the home 
and keep the little band together if she has to manicure 
her fingernails over a washboard to do it. If men had 
half as much grit as the women, there would be different 
stories written about a good many homes. Look at her 
work! It is the greatest in the world; in its far-reaching 
importance it is transcendently above everything in the 
universe — her task in molding hearts and lives and shap- 
ing character. If you want to find greatness, don't go 
toward the throne; go to the cradle, and the nearer you 
get to the cradle, the nearer to greatness. The launching 
of a boy or girl to live for Christ is greater work than to 
launch a battleship." 

BRAVEST BATTLE FOUGHT IN WORLD. 

"The bravest battle that ever was fought, 

Shall I tell you where and when? 
On the maps of the world you'll find it not— 

'Twas fought by the mothers of men. 

"Nay, not with cannon or battle shot. 

With sword or nobler pen. 
Nay, not with eloquent word or thought, 

From mouths of wonderful men. 



The Famous Evangelist 23 

"But deep in a walled up woman's heart — 

Of woman that would not yield, 
But bravely, silently bore her part — 

Lo, there is the battlefield. 

"No marshaling troops, no bivouac song, 

No banner to gleam and wave; 
But oh! these battles, they last so long — 

From babyhood to the grave." 

"There is a mighty power in a mother's kiss — inspira- 
tion, courage, hope, ambition. One kiss made Benjamin 
West a painter, and the memory of it clung to him through 
life. One kiss will drive away the fear in the dark and 
make the little one brave. It will give strength where 
there is weakness." 



ONE ACT, ONE WOBD WILL BLIGHT CHILD. 

"There is power enough in a word or act to blight a 
boy, and through him, curse a community. There is 
power enough in a word or act to tincture the life of that 
child so it will become a power to lift the world to Jesus 
Christ. The mothers will put in motion influences that 
will either touch heaven or hell. Talk about greatness! 
Oh, you wait until you reach the mountains of eternity, 
then read the mothers' names in God's hall of fame, and 
see who they have been in this world. I want to tell you 
women, fooling away your time hugging and kissing a 
poodle dog, caressing a Spitz, drinking a society bran 



24 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

mash and a cocktail, and playing cards, is mighty small 
business to moulding the life of a child." 

"When God gave the office of mother to women it was 
just like giving you his own right hand. Think of what 
importance is attached to it! Think of the mother's 
power! There is more power in a mother's hand than in 
a king's scepter." 

TOUCHING TRIBUTE TO MOTHER'S LOVE. 

"I once read the story of an angel who stole out of 
heaven and came to this world one bright sunshiny day; 
roamed through the field, forest, city and hamlet, and as 
the sun went down, plumed his wings for the return flight. 
The angel said : 'Now that my visit is over, before I return 
I must gather some mementoes of my trip.' He looked at 
the beautiful flowers in the garden and said, 'How lovely 
and fragrant,' and plucked the rarest roses, made a bou- 
quet, and said, 'I see nothing more beautiful and fragrant 
than these flowers.' The angel looked further and saw 
a bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked child, and said, "that baby 
is prettier than the flowers; I will take that, too; and, 
looking beyond to the cradle, he saw a mother's love pour- 
ing out over her babe like a gushing spring, and the angel 
said, 'The mother's love is the prettiest thing I have seen; 
I will take that too.' And with these three treasures the 
heavenly messenger winged his flight to the pearly gates, 
saying: 'Before I go in I must examine the mementoes of 



The Famous Evangelist 25 

my trip to the earth.' He looked at the flowers; they had 
withered. He looked at the baby's smile; it had faded. 
He looked at the mother's love; it shone in all its pristine 
beauty. Then he threw away the withered flowers, cast 
aside the faded smile, and with the mother's love pressed 
to his breast, swept through the gates into the city, shout- 
ing that the only thing he had found that would retain its 
fragrance from earth to heaven is a mother's love." 

EVERY CHILD IS A TRUST TO MOTHER. 

"Every child is put in a mother's arms as a trust from 
God, and she has to answer to God for the way she deals 
with that child. No mother on God's earth has any right 
to raise her children for pleasure. She has no right to 
send them to dancing school and haunts of sin. You have 
no right to do those things that will curse your children. 
That babe is put in your arms to train for the Lord. No 
mother has any more right to raise her children for pleas- 
ure than I have to pick your pockets or throw red pepper 
in your eyes. She has no more right to do that than a 
bank cashier has to rifle the vaults and take the savings 
of the people. One of the worst sins you can commit is to 
be unfaithful to your trust." 

"The biggest place in the world is that which is being 
filled by the people who are in close touch with youth. 
Reing a king, an emperor or a president is mighty small 
business compared to being a mother, or the teacher of 



26 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

children, whether in a public school or in a Sunday school, 
and they fill places so great that there isn't an angel in 
heaven that wouldn't be glad to give a bushel of diamonds 
to boot to come down here and take their place. Com- 
manding an army is little more than sweeping a street 
or pounding an anvil compared with the training of a 
boy or girl." 

SAYS MEN ARE WHAT MOTHERS MAKE THEM. 

"Emerson said: 'Men are what their mothers make 
them.' They are what their mothers make them, and if 
the mothers of today were true to their trust, then they 
could send their boys to college and need not be afraid 
of them coming back infidels, like many of them do. There 
is no power on earth that can lift to heaven or shove to 
hell like the touch of a mother's hand. Everywhere men 
have been brought back from the valley of the shadow 
of death simply by the touch of mother's hand." 

SONGS OF MOTHER SWEETEST TO HEAR. 

"There is power in a mother's song, too. It's the best 
music the world ever heard. There is no brass band or 
pipe organ that can hold a candle to mother's song, the 
kind she sings gets tangled up in your heart strings. There 
would be a disappointment in the music of heaven to me 
if there were no mothers there to sing. The song of an 
angel or a seraph would not have much charm for me. 



The Famous Evangelist 27 

What would you care for an angel's song if there is no 
mother's song? The song of a mother is sweeter than that 
ever sung by minstrel or written by poet. Talk about 
sonnets ! You ought to hear the mother sing when her babe 
is on her breast, when her heart is filled with emotion, 
Her voice may not please an artist, but it will please any 
one who has a heart in him. The songs that have moved 
the world are not the songs written by the great masters. 
I think when we reach heaven it will be found that some 
of the best songs we will sing there will be those we 
learned at mother's knee." 

"There is power in a mother's love. A mother's love 
must be like God's love. How God could ever tell the 
world that He loved it without a mother's help has often 
puzzled me. If the devils in hell ever turned pale, it was 
the day when mother's love flamed up for the first time in 
a woman's heart. If the devil ever got 'cold feet,' it was 
that day, in my judgment." 

"To teach a child to love the truth and hate a lie, to love 
purity and hate vice, is greater than inventing a flying 
machine that will take you to the moon, or to the North 
pole. Unconsciously, you set in motion influences that 
will damn or bless the old universe and bring new worlds 
out of chaos and transform them for God," 



28 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

GATHERING UP THE SUNBEAMS. 

"If we knew the baby fingers pressed against the window 
pane, 

Would be cold and still tomorrow, never trouble us again. 

Would the bright eyes of our darling catch the frown up- 
on our brow? 

Would the prints of little fingers vex us then as they do 
now? 

Let us gather up the sunbeams lying all around our path, 

Let us keep the wheat and roses, casting out the thorns 
and chaff! 

We shall find our sweetest comforts in the blessings of to- 
day, and 

With patient hand removing all the briers from our way." 

START CHILDREN RIGHT, ONLY SOLUTION. 

"When God wants to throw a world out into space he 
is much concerned about it. The first mile that world 
takes settles its course for eternity. When God throws a 
child out into the world he is mighty anxious that it gets 
a right start. The Catholics are right when they say: 'Give 
us the children until they are ten years old, and we don't 
care who has them after that.' The Catholics are not 
losing any sleep about losing men and women from their 
church membership. It is the only church that has ever 
shown us the only sensible way to reach the masses — that 
is, by getting hold of the children. That's the only way 
on God's earth you will ever solve the problem of reach- 



The Famous Evangelist 29 

ing the masses. You get the boys and girls started right 
and the devil will hang crepe on his door, bank his fires, 
and hell will be "for rent." 

"There is power in a mother's smile. See the boy, how 
he will outdo himself if he knows his mother is watching 
him, and it makes the hard places easy and the dark 
places light. A long face and a gloomy look are about 
the last things you ought to give to your children if you 
want to inspire and cheer them." 



DANCING WORST OF AMUSEMENTS. 

The dance is the hotbed of iniquity, and I denounce it 
as the rottenest, most hellish, vice-producing institution 
that ever wriggled from the depths of perdition. 

The dance is simply a hugging match set to music. 

Dancing is not an innocent amusement. It has caused 
the downfall of more girls than anything else. 

Three-fourths of the fallen women in big cities, fell be- 
cause of the dance. 

You'd just as soon husk corn by moonlight as to dance 
with your own wife. It's the other fellow's wife, some 
other fellow's sister that you want to dance with. 

A man will wallow and get so low he'll have to climb 
a hill to get into hell, then make a bluff at reforming and 
society takes him in. Then at the dance he'll breathe 
promises into the ears of some innocent young girl, gain 
her confidence and then ruin her. 



30 Rev, "Billy" Sunday 

You say you need exercise and that's why you dance. 
All right, then, let women dance with women, and men 
with men. 

The dance brings vice and virtue into such close con- 
tact that virtue loses. 

Any church that encourages dancing is too low down to 
deserve the name of church. 

If there are variations of hell, the dancer will crack 
brimstone in the hottest spot. 

If there was nothing but card players and dancers in 
the church, how it would stink and rot! 

DECLARES BALLROOM PERMITS LIBERTIES. 

You grant men liberties on the ball room floor that if 
any man attempted in your home and your husband 
found you at it, he would have no trouble in securing a 
divorce, and if he shot the man, no jury in the world 
would convict him for it. 

If I found any man hugging Mrs. Sunday as a man does 
in a dance, I'd clear for action like a battleship, and give 
him HIS. 

Where do you find your most accomplished dancers? 
In the brothels. 

When a girl gets so low that she'll smoke and drink, she 
is on the toboggan slide and going to hell fast. 



The Famous Evangelist 31 

And you fellows like to "sit out" a dance. I always did 
think it was a foolish proposition to gallop a mile to get 
a hug. 

The round and square dances look alike to me. It 
doesn't take very long to cut the corners off. 

There was a time in America when the stately cotillion 
seemed to satisfy, but it is too slow now for the hot blood 
of the Twentieth Century. The young people must have 
something that will chase hurdles through their veins. 



WHAT BILLY SAID ON MOTHERHOOD. 

"I don't believe there is an angel in heaven that would 
not come to earth and be honored with motherhood if 
God would grant them that privilege. Like produces like 
in animals and in human beings. Blood will tell in 
horses, sheep, quadruped and in human beings. A con- 
sumptive mother will produce a consumptive child, and 
the same is true of its paternity. It is time to lay aside 
mock modesty. You can't trifle with God's rules. So- 
ciety has just about put maternity out of fashion. When 
you stop to consider the average society woman I do not 
think maternity has lost anything. The child of affluence 
is turned over to nurses at birth and is fed on prepared 
foods and knows nothing of its mother. The children of 
humbler homes are raised by their mothers, instead of 
being turned over to governesses. These mothers spend 
their time in bridge parties, gadding, and fondling pet 



32 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

dogs; no wonder men go to the clubs. No man wants to 
play second fiddle to a bow-legged bulldog. I am sure I 
would not!" 

TOO MANY GIRLS ARE NOT IN LOVE. 

"There are too many girls marry for other causes than 
love. I think ambition, indolence, avarice, laziness and 
indifference lead more girls to the altar than love. Girls 
not actuated by the noblest of human feeling, but simply 
willing to pay the price for a good time. They are not 
moved by the nobler desires of manhood and woman- 
hood. Maternity is the highest possible gift of God to 
woman. The up-to-date women pride themselves on 
their criminal knowledge. Some girls marry for society, 
some marry for home, some marry for ease, some marry 
to reform man; he wouldn't marry you to reform you — 
you little fool. It is no easier to make a kingly husband 
out of a beer-soaked, cigaret-smoking specimen of a man 
than a prostitute can make a queenly wife." 

HIGH SPOTS IN BILLY'S SERMON TO WOMEN. 

Up to Women to Save World. 

"Woman lives on a higher plane morally than man. No 
woman was ever ruined that some brute of a man did not 
take the initiative. Women have kept themselves purer 
than men. I believe a good woman is the best thing this 
side of heaven, and a bad woman the worst thing this 
side of hell. I think they rise higher and sink lower than 



The Famous Evangelist 33 

men. I think she is the purest on earth or the most de- 
graded on earth. Our homes are on the level with women. 
Towns are on the level with homes. Nations are on the 
level with towns. What our women are, the towns will 
be. What the town is the men will be. The devil and 
women can damn this world, and Jesus and women can 
save this world. The womanhood of the world has to 
settle the destiny of the world. I believe there is some- 
thing unfinished in the makeup of a girl with the absence 
of religion. The average girl of today no longer looks 
forward to motherhood as the crowning glory of woman- 
hood." 

GIVES ADVICE ON PICKING A HUSBAND. 

"Say, girls, don't simper and look silly when you speak 
about love. There is nothing silly about it although some 
folks are silly because they are in love; love is the noblest 
and purest gift to man and womanhood. Don't let your 
actions advertise "Man Wanted Quick." That is the sur- 
est way not to get a real one. You might get something 
with pantaloons on, but that is not a man. Some men 
should be arrested for going around and being disguised 
as men. Don't get excited and try to hurry things along. 
If the man wants you he'll come around in his good time; 
and don't try to do half the courting. Don't bestow the 
love that God gave you to bestow upon a baby on a poodle 
dog. Dogs are all right in their places, but their place is 
out in the kennel." 



34 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

don't let girls marry infidels. 

"Don't teach your girls, — mothers, — that the only thing 
in the world is to marry. A girl is a big fool to marry an 
infidel. God says be ye not unequally yoked with unbe- 
lievers. If she does she will have a hard life as sure as 
she lives. The offsprings of such marriages either follow 
in the footsteps of their father, and go to hell, or cling to 
their mother and are sneered at all their life by their 
father." 



"THY KINGDOM GOME." 

If you really pray "Thy Kingdom Come" you will pray 
with your hands, feet and money as well as with your 
voice, every day. 

Your religion should mean that you're going to bring 
about the conversion of the world before you sit down to 
breakfast. 

The minister who prays with a true appreciation of 
"Thy Kingdom Gome" don't cater to the small highbrow 
bunch of his church. He puts the cookies on the bottom 
shelf. 

The man who truly prays "Thy Kingdom Gome" won't 
slip coppers in the collection plate and then go home with 
his head up singing "Jesus Paid It All." 

When we really mean what we are praying, the old 
devil won't own an inch of this world. We won't need 



The Famous Evangelist 35 

any penitentiary then, or jails or have any murders, or 
young girls robbed of their womanhood. 

God never meant anybody to offer up a prayer that was 
measured in square miles. 

Some people here are so busy singing about the streets 
of glory that they forget to sweep the snow off their 
own streets. 

Talk about non-church goers — it makes me sick. Why 
don't you talk about the non-going church? 

The proof of the pudding is not found in smelling the 
bag or chewing the strings. There are lots of church 
members who only smell the bag and chew the rag. 

Christianity must be a good thing or why would they 
try to counterfeit it. You never heard of a counterfeit in- 
fidel. 

The man who refuses to be a Christian because there 
are hypocrites in the church is a fool. 

You can find about everything in the ordinary church 
from a humming bird to a turkey buzzard. 

I could no more shock some of you fellows than I could 
pour something on a skunk and make him smell good. 

The inconsistency you talk about is in your life, not in 
the Bible. 

Talk to people on business and they'll talk sense; talk 
to them on religion and they'll talk nonsense. 

Christianity is the one thing that allows the angel to 
take hold of you and strangle the animal in you. 



36 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

HOT SHOTS ON CARDS AND GAMBLING. 

If you have a deck of cards and a Bible in your home, 
throw the deck in the alley. Either throw the cards out 
and keep the Bible, or throw out the Bible and keep the 
cards. 

What's the difference between a game of cards and a 
game of checkers? Just as much difference as between 
heaven and hell. 

It is said nine-tenths of the gamblers are taught in their 
homes by their mothers, and 80 per cent by Christian 
people. 

I believe that cards and dancing are doing more to 
damn the spiritual life of the church than the grog-shops, 
though you can't accuse me of being a friend of that stink- 
ing, dirty, rotten, hell-soaked business. 

I believe more people backslide on account of the social 
side than on account of the saloon. 

Lots of church members have cards on their tables as 
often as food. 

A billiard table is the first cousin to a saloon. 

The saloonkeepers and gamblers laugh every time they 
read the announcement of a euchre or card party in the 
newspapers, for they know it will only be a question of 
time until they get the players. 

You have no right to find fault with the city officials 
because they don't suppress gambling when it is carried 
on right in your home. 



The Famous Evangelist 39 

EVANGELIST PUTS TABOO ON THEATER. 

The theater, as conducted today, is one of the rottenest 
institutions outside of hell. 

It is upon the charred souls of women that most of the 
men who are a power in the theatrical world have climbed 
to their height. 

The theater is corrupting, educationally, commercially 
and morally. 

It is almost impossible to find in the theater decency 
and purity. 

The church and the theater have nothing in common. 

The only way to reform the theater is to turn it into 
something else. 

The rogue and scoundrelism and man's infidelity form 
the groundwork of most plays. 

The day is long past when any number of serious- 
minded citizens look to the theater for inspiration or in- 
struction. 

If it were not for the leg shows the theater would go 
bankrupt. 

Booth and Garrick would not allow their own children 
to go to the theater. 

Smiling religion — that's what we want. 

The devil can't laugh — poor devil. 

God enjoys a little fun. He made the parrot, donkey, 
monkey and some of you folks. 

The Lord wants the best; why can't he have it? 



40 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

Some men are so rotten and vile they ought to be dis- 
infected and take a bath in carbolic acid and formalde- 
hyde every five minutes. 

To see some people you would think that the essentials 
of Christianity is to have a face so long you could eat oat- 
meal out of a gas pipe. Religion is not cramp colic. 

I want to lift the burden tonight from the heads of un- 
offending womanhood and hurl it at the heads of offend- 
ing manhood. 

Some people have just enough religion to give them 
goosepimples. Get in the game. Some of you have just 
enough religion to get to the edge of life but not faith 
enough to plunge in. 

Don't find fault with your physician until after you 
have tried his remedy; don't find fault with God until you 
have tried him. 

I know some fellows here who are afraid to come to 
the Tabernacle and do one thing decent before going to 
Hell. I despise a religious coward. 

Society takes no notice of sin at first; it waits for the 
mute evidences of that sin. 

BILLY PUTS TABOO ON WEDDING KNOTS. 

Although an ordained minister, in all of his twenty- 
seven years' experience as an evangelist, Mr. Sunday has 
united but one couple in marriage. And that, he declares, 
he did very reluctantly. 



The Famous Evangelist 41 

In nearly every city where Billy has a campaign, he is 
besieged by young men and young women who want him 
to marry them. But Billy states that there is absolutely 
nothing doing in that line. He has performed his first 
and last marriage ceremony, and says he will stick to 
plain evangelism, and leave the marrying part to other 
ministers. 

EVEBY PALACE IS NOT A HOME. 

"I have walked and ridden and driven over the hills 
and through the valleys and looked at your beautiful 
homes and your spacious lawns and your happy children; 
you can build your palaces and amass your fortunes; your 
sideboards can groan beneath the weight of gold and sil- 
ver, cut glass and hand-painted china; and you can let 
your little ones play over your Brussels carpet or your 
Persian or Axminster rugs; and you can have a retinue 
of servants to wait upon you and do your bidding and 
satisfy your slightest desire; and you can loll upon your 
oriental divans and breathe the perfumed air and watch 
the sparkling water as it spurts from fountains; and you 
can look at your rare paintings and ransack Europe in 
order to find the masterpieces; and you can lie there with 
some one to fan you, and take your afternoon siesta; and 
you can sit and gormandize upon all the viands that the 
earth can produce; and your chef may be a Frenchman 
whose ability would command a princely fortune even in 
the homes of the crowned heads of Europe. 



42 Rev. "Bilhf Sunday 

"But, after all, if you sit behind the tapestry and look 
out through the plate-glass and wait for the staggering 
reeking, vomiting, spewing, drink-soaked, drunken sot of 
a son, or you wait for the coming of the steps of a girl 
who has lost her virtue, I tell you, all that wealth can 
bring you will fly and you will think you are sitting in a 
sepulchre and the rich furniture will simply become the 
bones of other days and other faces, for nothing can make 
happy the father or the mother who has a drunken sot of 
a boy, as many of them have today, and nothing can make 
happy the father or the mother of a girl who has sold her 
womanhood for gain. And I tell you, not only should our 
homes be the center of all that is pure, but all that is 
cheerful and bright." 

| * DRAWING THE LINE ON CHRISTIANS. 

Too many of you kneel at the communion table and 
then beat down the wages of your employes so their chil- 
dren go to bed hungry at night. 

What God wants is workers and boosters; not knockers 
and iconoclasts. 

Every time a lazy man looks towards heaven, the 
angels close the door. 

It would be a Godsend if the church could smell a little 
gunpowder. A little persecution would be a good thing to 
get rid of the parasites and driftwood in the churches. 

Enthusiasm for Jesus Christ is like the measles and 
diphtheria — it's catching. 



The Famous Evangelist 43 

You sing "Calvary in Heaven," and yet you put the 
wrong figures on the ledger book; you profess brotherly 
love, and yet slander your neighbor. 

There is no use trying to build a revival on a bottle of 
booze and on skullduggery and intrigue. I'm just trying 
to clear away the debris now. 

A lot of people will wear out ten pair of holdbacks and 
only one pair of tugs working for God. 

Too many churches are frauds, four-flushers, excess 
baggage and false alarms. 

The dude who splutters and splurges and spends his 
daddy's dough, is the missing link between man and the 
monkey. 

You say religion causes insanity; I say you're a liar! 

You tell the doctor, who says you need beer for your 
health that he's a liar. 

Knowledge is of no benefit unless you use it. 

The world is being born into sin 20 to 1 faster than into 
the spirit of God. 

Religion doesn't make anybody mad; it's hell that 
makes men mad. 

Any fool can criticise; it needs neither brains nor heart 
to find fault. 

Churches in New York City have 50,000 less members 
today than a "year ago. 

All denominations are failing to reach the multitude. 

You're either a patriot or a traitor to God's cause in this 
revival. 



44 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

The man with real red blood in his veins scorns the 
path of roses our modern churches have made to accept 
Christ. 

Criticism is the scales on which you weigh yourself. 



THE PREACHERS AND THE LAYMEN. 

Lots of churches will sidestep the man with two dol- 
lars, but who ever heard of a man with five hundred 
thousands being turned out of church. 

Lots of sermons today are nothing but a book review 
with a little religion tacked on the end. 

A poor sinner couldn't find Jesus Christ in some of the 
churches with a searchlight. 

We've got too many preachers breaking their necks, 
trying to please the worldly gang that is going to increase 
their salaries. 

Nobody nowadays is afraid of God; the picture of Jesus 
Christ is fading from the world; the word of God has been 
discarded as being too crude for this enlightened age. 

Many churches are nothing but social clearance houses. 

There are lots of people in this city who would rather 
have their friends go to hell than be saved by my preach- 
ing. 

The best Christian will be the best citizen everywhere. 

An employer is a thief if he takes advantage of his em- 
ploye by not paying him for the honest work he does; 



The Famous Evangelist 45 

the employe is a thief who does not give honest toil for 
honest wages. 

Public opinion is not always competent to judge 
whether or not a man is worthy. 



BELSHAZZAR'S FEAST. 

What the Bible says. 

"Belshazzar the king made a great feast to a thousand 
of his lords and drank wine before the thousands. 

"Belshazzar, while he tasted the wine, commanded to 
bring the golden and silver vessels which his father Ne- 
buchadnezzar had taken out of the temple which was in 
Jerusalem; that the king and his princes, his wives and 
his concubines might drink therein. 

"They drank wine and praised the gods of gold, and of 
silver, of brass, of iron, of wood and of stone. 

"In the same hour came forth fingers of a man's hand 
and wrote over against the candlestick upon the plaster 
of the wall of the king's palace; and the king saw part of 
the hand that wrote. 

"Then the king's countenance was changed and his 
thoughts troubled him so that the joints of his loins were 
loosed and his knees smote one against another. 

"The king cried aloud to bring in the astrologers, the 
Chaldeans and the soothsayers. 



46 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

"Then came the king's wise men; but they could not 
read the writing nor make known to the king the inter- 
pretation thereof. 

"Then was Daniel brought before the king, and the king 
said : "If thou canst read the writing thou shalt be clothed 
with scarlet and have a chain of gold about thy neck and 
shalt be third ruler of the kingdom. 

"Then Daniel answered and said before the king. Let 
thy gifts be to thyself and give thy rewards to another; 
yet I will read the writing and make known unto the king 
the interpretation. 

And this is the writing that was written : MENE, MENE, 
TEKEL, UPHARSIN." 

BELSHAZZAR'S FEAST. 
"Billy" Sunday's Version. 

Belshazzar's feast was no common beer, pretzel and 
dill pickle blow-out, but the real goods. Nude and lewd 
women wormed and wriggled their way through the ban- 
quet hall. The bunch began to get soused and the revelry 
increased. 

Then came the obscene song, the drunken hiccough, the 
slavering lip, and the guffaw of idiotic laugh bursting 
from the lips of princes, flushed, reeling and bloodshot, 
while mingled with it all were the hurrahs for great Bels- 
hazzar. 

Then from the atmosphere flashed an armless hand 
which wrote upon the frieze in words that blazed like 



The Famous Evangelist 47 

fire and glistened like gold. Terror froze Belshazzar to 
the very soul. His countenance changed, his thoughts 
troubled him so that the joints of his loins were loose 
and his knees smote together. I tell you old "Bel" was 
about all in. 

In a few moments he hoarsely cried : "Bring in the as- 
trologers, the Chaldeans and the soothsayers (we'd call 
'em mediums today). And in came the Magi and when 
they couldn't decipher the heiroglyphics. Belshazzar 
cried, "Give 'em the hook." 

Then he sent for Daniel on his mother's advice. 

I can see him say: "Put her there Dan," as he slapped 
his hand in Daniel's, and say, "My maw's be tellin' me 
about you. This bunch has got on my nerves. The four- 
flushers have been feedin' and fattenin' around here and 
can't read that writing. If you'll do it I'll give you a chain 
and a ring of gold. 

But Daniel said: "Nothin' doing on the chain and ring 
proposition, Bel." Then Daniel read the writing. "MENE, 
MENE, TEKEL, UPHABSIN." 

A BEMABKABLE PBAYEB. 

Sunday, says Devil Growls when 10,000 Confess their 

Wrongs. 

"Oh, Jesus, isn't this a great spectacle? This must make 
you smile, Jesus. I know it does me. And devil, this 
sight must make you growl. I can hear you saying, 
'What's Bill Sunday doing up there? Look at that crowd 



48 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

of 10,000 people standing because they're sorry they 
broke any of God's commandments. We've got to get 
busy or we'll lose thousands. Come on all you devils, 
get out of hell. Get out I say.' 

"And Jesus, I'll bet all those devils are trembling when 
they look up here, and I'll bet all the angels in heaven 
are rejoicing and shouting with joy. I can see mothers 
and fathers up there saying, 'Get back, Moses, get back 
Solomon, get back David, you haven't got any children 
down there. Let me look and see if my boy or girl is in 
that audience. Yes, there she is down in section 27; yes, 
there is my boy over by post 14; thank God for that.' 

And, oh, Jesus, if any preacher here tonight has got 
cold feet, help him to stiffen up ; give him backbone so he 
can fight for you. And, Jesus, bless these preachers, thank 
them for deepening the spirit here tonight. Bless all 
newspaper boys who are giving us such wonderful re- 
ports. Bless all in their offices that we met the other day 
— all of the clerks, stenographers, printers, pressmen and 
from the men that own the papers down to the boys that 
sell the papers on the street. 

And, Jesus, bless this choir, bless the ushers, bless the 
Chief, the Mayor, the Governor, help the state officials, 
Jesus. And bless this old state and this city and may we 
have a rousing time here. Guide us and keep us for your 
sake, Jesus, amen, amen, amen and amen. Good night." 



The Famous Evangelist 49 

"HITTING THE SAWDUST TRAIL." 

The meaning "to hit the sawdust trail," has a beautiful 
and appropriate meaning. It was first used when Sun- 
day and his party were in the midst of a campaign among 
the lumbermen on Puget Sound. At the tabernacle at 
Bellingham, Washington. The floor of the tabernacle was 
covered with the sawdust from the lumber camp and the 
lumbermen, when any of their men went down front to 
speak to Rev. Sunday, called it "Hitting the Trail." 

In the lumber camps in the mountains there is a trail 
that leads through the fastness of the wooded mountain 
side covered by wood chips, so as to make it conspicuous 
by night as well as by day. The woodsmen some time 
wander far away from camp and are lost in the primeval 
forest. In their wanderings, if they can "hit the trail," 
they are saved, as it leads to the safety and shelter of the 
camp. So on the pathway of life if you can, "hit the 
trail," of God's mercy through the Lord Jesus Christ you 
are led to safety. So these rude lumbermen called the 
giving up of self to God and going down the sawdust 
isle of the tabernacle — "Hitting the Trail." 

The phrase stuck to the Sunday party ever since and 
it has a thrilling touch of the wildwood and a meaning 
that is very appropriate and beautiful when tnken in the 
language of the backwoods. 



50 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

TRYING TO SERVE GOD AND THE DEVIL. 

It would almost be a blessing if a wave of scarlet fever 
or small-pox could visit some city just after a revival and 
sweep into heaven thousands who had been converted 
before they were given a chance to backslide. 

Lots of people never get any place to backslide from. 

The man who keeps his store open on Sunday is an an- 
archist. I don't mean the hotel man or the restaurant 
proprietor, for some things are an absolute necessity. 

You never saw a dancing, card-playing and theatre- 
gadding church member that amounted to the snap of 
your finger. 

Belonging to a church won't save you. A thief can be 
a church member. 

There's too much playing tag with God, and hide-and- 
seek with the devil nowadays. 

There's too much joining the church today and too little 
joining Jesus. 

Even preachers, elders, deacons and stewards may not 
be members of the body of Christ, but merely church 
members. 

INCONSISTENT CHURCH MEMBERS. 

Don't start a Christian life and compromise on a pack 
of cards. 

Religion is not for time, money, applause or politics, 
but for God first, last and all the time. 



The Famous Evangelist 51 

There never was an honest draft from an honest heart 
that was refused at the bank window of heaven. 

If you worked for God as hard as you do for the devil, 
you wouldn't be up against it. 

If you're a backslider, you're a liar, a perjurer and 
you've broken your marriage vows with God. 

Many men may be true to their business, to their lodge 
and to their wives, but dirty liars to God. 

You can graduate from the best university on God's 
dirt and make a cold storage plant out of your brain, but 
without Jesus you aren't worth a cent. 

There is as much connection between some church 
members and Jesus as there is between a wooden leg and 
the man that wears it. 

Life is just chuck full of half-done things. 

CHRISTIANS CAN'T LIVE DOUBLE LIVES. 

It don't make any difference with God whether the one 
who sins wears a coat or petticoat; plug hat or a hairpin. 

This double-standard business is the curse of humanity 
today. God demands the same standard of purity in man 
as he does in woman. 

There are a lot of lobsters here tonight who, if their 
wives lived the lives they did, would be down at the court 
house whining for divorces tomorrow morning. 



52 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

You can't cut the week up into seven parts, call six 
secular and one Sunday when you go to church and listen 
to a little sermonette, and expect to be saved. 

You are a blackguard liar when you say every man 
and woman have a price. Most men are honest; most 
women are virtuous. It's the dishonest man and the 
woman with no virtue that are in the minority. 

Lots of people start on a royal race in life, but compro- 
mise at the finish in a mouse hole. 



A HIGH TRIBUTE TO THE CHRISTIAN CHARACTER 
OF GEN. LEE. 

Billy Sunday paid the following tribute to the Christian 
character of General Robert E. Lee, commander of the 
Confederate forces in the Civil War: 

"There is no man I so delight to honor as the man who 
is true. There is no woman I so delight to honor as the 
woman who is true. There is no one I so abhor as a man 
or woman whose words are untruth and whose promises 
are as vapor. I may differ from a man in politics or re- 
ligion, and if he is living up to his highest ideals, even if 
I think those ideals wrong, I respect him and I will do 
my best to clear up his errors and lead him to the sunlit 
hills of God's pardon. 

"At the beginning of the Civil War General Robert E. 
Lee said to General Scott that he was a Union man at 
heart, but that his native state of Virginia had seceded 



The Famous Evangelist 53 

and that as a loyal son he felt he must cast his fortunes 
with the Confederacy. As the war proceeded, Lee saw the 
bright hopes of the Confederacy fade, saw its govern- 
ment overturned and broken at his feet. When the end 
came he was a prematurely old man, his health fled, his 
fortune gone, his property at Arlington confiscated. At 
that time of despair there came to him the officers of the 
Louisiana Lottery company, offering to make him its 
president. 

" 'But, gentlemen,' he said, 'I don't know anything about 
the lottery business.' 

" 'That makes no difference,' they said, 'we do. We 
want the use of your name, and we will give you $10,000 
a year.' 

"General Lee buttoned his coat over his sunken breast, 
brushed back his gray hair from his forehead, and said: 
'Gentlemen, my good name and my self respect are all 
that is saved from the wreck, and they are not for sale. 
You cannot buy Robert E. Lee.' 

"My father was a Union soldier. I am a loyal Ameri- 
can, but I say that Robert E. Lee was one of the noblest 
Christian characters this country has ever produced, and 
that Stonewall Jackson was another." 



EXPOSES FALSEHOOD OF "GRAFT" STORIES. 

Billy Sunday takes frequent raps at those who knock 
him and accuse him of grafting. Wednesday night he 
became reminiscent for a few minutes and referred to his 



54 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

turning down big offers from baseball teams, to become 
a Y. M. C. A. secretary. 

"When I turned down offers of $500.00 and even $1,- 
000 a month from ball teams, to make $83.00 as a Y. M. 
C. A. secretary, they never called me a grafter, and in 
those days we were up against hard times," he said. "For 
six months I got no salary; I went hungry at noon and 
walked to and from work to save car fare. 

"Then there's another lie they tell about me and it is 
that I own a saloon in Chicago. I don't know what all 
they tell about me, but I do not and never did own a 
single piece of property in Chicago." 

WOMEN HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS MEN. 

"God has marked out the same path for men and for 
women to follow. Away with the hellish doctrine of a 
double standard of living in this twentieth century. It 
makes no difference whether the one who sins wears a 
plug hat or a petticoat. Young fellow, your sister has as 
good a right to live as you do, as you have. She has as 
good a right to walk up street smoking a cigaret as you 
have. Your wife has as good a right to line up before a 
bar and put 10 beers under her belt as you have. She has 
as good a right to go to the corner grocery in the evening 
and sit around and put her feet up on the stove and settle 
the questions of the day, as you have. She has as good a 
right as you have to walk down street with a half a plug 



The Famous Evangelist 57 

of Lorillard's sticking out of her mouth and spit enough 
to drown a jackrabbit as you have. I wouldn't clean out 
your old spittoon for you. I'd throw it at your old head. 
Yes, sir. Mop up your own slop, you old hog." 



SAYS BACKSLIDERS LIKE GROUNDHOGS. 

"The invitation is never given at a revival but there are 
those who will respond to it and for a time will live as 
Christians should. Then, when the revival is over and 
the routine of everyday life begins, they slip gradually 
back into their former ways. They are like the ground- 
hog. When spring comes the groundhog awakes from his 
winter's sleep and emerges into the sunlight and lives an 
active life until the storms of winter come again. Then he 
crawls into his hole of hibernation and falls into a sleep 
of months. Oh, it is easy to think of things divine when 
the revival is on and there is inspiration on every side 
and the bands are playing and the crowds are marching. 
These groundhog people have family prayer then, and 
they attend to their religious duties faithfully, but when 
the revival is over they begin to relapse into their old 
ways." 

TRUE TO LODGE; FALSE TO CHRIST. 

"They tell me a lodge man will share his last dollar 
with a needy person, die for the widow or the orphan, 
put his head on the track ahead of the Twentieth Cen- 
tury Limited or allow himself to be shot to pieces before 



58 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

he would be false to the vows he took amid the scent of 
the orange blossoms. That sounds like a good man; but 
there are lots of men who will be true in all these things, 
and false to Jesus Christ. They will go to church and 
partake of the communion, then will go out and line up 
in front of some bar or tell smutty stories. True in bus- 
iness, true in society, true in the home, but a perjurer in 
the sight of God. If you are such a man you are a back- 
slider — a backslider, sir, and a liar." 

"Girls, you are a fool if you will walk along the street 
with a fellow who smokes a cigaret as he walks with you. 
He wouldn't walk with you if you smoked one." 



SUNDAY ADVISES SOCIETY WOMEN TO SAVE 

SOULS. 

"No doubt you women have a retinue of servants and 
haven't dirtied your hands in dishwater for so long that 
you have forgotten how it feels. But you have souls to 
save, and don't wait until just before the undertaker 
backs up to your door." 

Mr. Sunday took Van Dyke's sketch, "The Lost Word," 
as a theme for his talk. He related how Hermas, the 
pagan, after accepting Christianity for several years, 
grew tired of it and sold the Word of Jesus for gold, pleas- 
ure and worldly success. He demonstrated to the club 
women that, if they had ever known Jesus, they could 
read their heart's biography. 



The Famous Evangelist 59 

"Without that word you are nonentities !" said Sunday, 
"Without that word you are lost. And you can't find it 
in society. Do as society wants you to do, and you will 
not be doing as Jesus wants you to do. If ease, comfort, 
luxury and the chasing of the phantoms of pleasure have 
led you away from the old landmarks and moorings, get 
back, my friends, get back." 

The man that bucks the jackpot until 3 o'clock in the 
morning is just as good as the church member that plays 
for a prize. 

There's nothing too hard for God. 

If your heart is full of sin you'll never be satisfied until 
you get others to sin likewise. 

Bad as is physical leprosy, moral leprosy is ten thou- 
sand times worse. 

Suppose every young man in the city who is a moral 
leper were compelled and impelled by some uncontroll- 
able impulse to make public the sins you've committed. 

There's a day of judgment coming when God will peel 
off the bark and find many full of wormholes. 

Suppose all had glass doors in our hearts. I think we 
would want stained glass windows, heavy tapestry and 
thick curtains. 

God never made Hell for man. God made Hell for the 
devil. If you follow the devil you must go to the abode 
of the devil. 

You may live in the most beautiful house and the world 
passes by your door not knowing of the sadness and sor- 



60 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

row within. But it will out. If the world never finds it 
out, it'll meet you at the throne of God. 

It's the men of means, wealth and leisure that support 
dens of vice. 

The devil will let you have an easy time until God asks 
you to do personal work. 

Some people think it is beneath their dignity to do per- 
sonal work for God. 

If it is beneath your dignity to do personal work, then 
you are above Christ. 

If you haven't got religion enough to smile, there's a 
leak in your fountain. 

I pity that boy or that girl who has no incentive from a 
father or mother to be a Christian. 

Sissy, that fellow wouldn't go with you to reform you. 

Those most likely to be affected by your sins are those 
nearest and dearest to you. 

Society needs a new division of anathemas. Stop hurl- 
ing your anathemas at that girl and hurl them at that 
fellow. 

If we only knew the secrets in the hearts and lives of a 
great many we envy, we would be filled with sadness and 
sorrow. 

I wish to God the church were as afraid of imperfection 
as it is of perfection. 

If the saloon is no place for a boy it's no place for a 
man either. You'll get what's coming to you, too, before 
I'm through if you stand with that damnable bunch. 



The Famous Evangelist 61 

I had to say no to fifteen or twenty cities to come here. 

The curse of the church is not so much sins of com- 
mission as sins of omission. 

Two things I try to do — strengthen the faith and clarify 
the vision of those that believe; help bring the unsaved to 
Christ. 

Nobody begins to live until they become a Christian. 
You're not ready to die unless you're ready to live. 

You can learn something from some politicians — energy 
and organization. 

It won't be long until the entire State of Iowa is cleared 
of the liquor traffic. Only twenty counties remain wet 
and these are going dry with a rapidity almost dazzling. 

It's hard for you to teach the baby how to walk; it's 
harder for the baby to learn how to walk. 

I never saw a revival movement yet until God's people 
fell on their knees and renewed their vows of Chris- 
tianity. 

Personal work is a difficult form of work; more difficult 
than preachings, singing, attending conventions. 

Some things must be faultless to be valuable. 

Love is the greatest thing in the world; character the 
grandest. 

You can bury a man, but his character will beat the 
hearse back from the graveyard. 

Don't your hearts say, you must forsake sin before you 
can expect pardon? 



62 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

I will preach with all the power I have against sin, but 
I will never "bawl" a man out. 

God is doing His best to keep men out of hell; men are 
doing their best to get into hell. 

God cannot and will not put the good and bad in the 
same place. 

What did Jesus ever do that was not for the good of 
humanity? 

Jesus Christ never preached a funeral sermon; that 
was out of his line. 

If you are in favor of something Jesus is against, then 
he does not want you. 

Jesus Christ is against all wrong. Are you? 

Jesus stands for a square deal all around. 

Are you against the saloon? Jesus Christ is. 

Jesus Christ was the bravest man who ever lived. I 
am tired of hearing him referred to as a dough-faced 
person. 

Something is expected of a Godless person that is not 
of a sinner. 

I do not care a rap for your claps or applause unless 
your acts take the form of living your Christianity. 

Without faith there would not be a factory or a bank 
here. 

Nothing was ever accomplished without men first be- 
lieving something. 

The man who is a Christian has life more abundantly 
than an infidel. 

Christ turned houses of mourning into houses of joy. 



The Famous Evangelist 65 

You act as though you had reached the apex and writ- 
ten "finis" after everything you do. We haven't learned 
the a b c's of what is yet to come in this old world. 

There's a law of gravitation in character as well as in 
matter. 

A saloonkeeper does not enjoy a prayer meeting. 

With everything wicked men can do today they try to 
check religion. Yet religion never will be stopped. You 
might as well try to dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks. 

For twenty-seven and a half years I have been a Chris- 
tian. I defy the devil or anyone else on earth or in hell 
to prove that I don't live what I preach. 

A motorman might as well try to run his car up yonder 
hill by blowing his breath against the front vestibule as 
to expect salvation without Jesus Christ. 

You can't stop religion by making fun of it. 

If it's wrong for me to hit the booze, it's wrong for you. 

God says, if you give me a chance, old man, I can make 
you sober and keep you sober. 

Take out of this town what Christianity has done for it 
and its real estate would not be worth ten cents by Christ- 
mas. 

Do not be deluded to believing that all you need is sin- 
cerity of thought. A man may believe he can handle 
nitro-glycerine with impunity, but if he does he will be 
slivered into atoms. 

I know Jesus made good with me. Has he with you? 



66 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

Wherever Jesus' teachings have gone joy has followed. 

Jesus Christ has crowned womanhood and placed gar- 
lands on her head. 

Some men bequeath disease and cravings for drink to 
their children. 

If Paul and Silas had looked as gloomy as some of you 
coming to the Tabernacle that man in jail would not be 
liberated yet. 

Jesus bled and died to save you. Whosoever will. 

I am traveling to heaven according to a time-card, the 
gospel schedule. 

CONSOLATION FOR THE OLD MAIDS. 

"Take this from Uncle Fuller: 'Don't worry if you 
don't marry, there are worse things in the world than 
being an old maid, and one of them is marrying the wrong 
man. Love is the divinest gift of God to man and woman. 
Some of the noblest women in the world have been old 
maids; they are not old maids, simply ladies-in-waiting, 
but I tell you girls I would rather be an old maid, with 
dogs, cats, furniture and bric-a-brac than to be yoked to 
a profane, cigaret smoking, cursing, whisky-soaked, jug- 
handle for a husband.' " 

TAKES RAP AT GIRLS WHO FLIRT. 

"I wish I could make a girl that flirts see herself as 
others see her. If you make eyes at a man on the street he 
will pay you back. It means that if you don't care any 



The Famous Evangelist 67 

more than that for yourself why should he? It takes a 
whole lot of nerve for a fellow to look a girl in the face and 
say: 'Will you be my wife and partner and help me fight 
the battle during life?' But I think it means a whole lot 
more to the girl who has to answer and fight that ques- 
tion; but the fool girl loafs around, waits to be chosen 
and takes the first chance she gets and seems to think that 
if they get made one the laws of man can make them two 
again. The divorce laws are damnable and pernicious." 

DRINKING AND MATRIMONY. 

No man ever intended being a drunkard. He started 
out a moderate drinker. 

If any young buck would come and ask to take my 
daughter out on a midnight joy ride, so help me God, I 
certainly would land on him. 

If these automobiles and carriages could talk, there'd 
be something doing. 

The reason we've got so many little whip-poor-will 
widows nowadays is that they married men to reform 
them. 

Girls, you sell yourselves too cheap. You'll keep com- 
pany with some miserable young buck who'll dodge into 
a doorway so as not to be embarrassed by the look of 
recognition from some fallen woman on the street, just 
to have "steady" company. 



68 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

SAYS SOCIETY TO BLAME FOR SINNERS. 

I say, you card playing women for little prizes such as 
a dinky cream pitcher or pair of silk hose (maybe you've 
got 'em on now) are responsible for many of the gamb- 
lers, because you started 'em. 

The purer life for men and women will never come till 
the girls raise the standard of their company. Then we'll 
clean up some of these young bucks around town. 

I believe the man who will seduce an innocent young 
girl and sell her into a life of shame, ought to be shot on 
the spot. 

Society takes no notice of an innocent flirtation. It 
waits till the mute evidence of a girl's downfall cannot be 
concealed, then gasps in horror and turns her out. 

Society is responsible for the sins of those you saw 
starting toward hell and didn't warn 'em. 

Society's to blame for many a blithering drunkard, for 
starting him drinking at a fashionable party. 

SOME EXTRA SHOTS TO THE OUTFIELD. 

If I can send one girl from the red light back to home, 
mother and God, then I'll be repaid for having stood all 
your bitter raillery and your mockery. Mock you old 
devil, mock. 

Gehazi was the first grafter mentioned in the Bible. 

If by some power I could yank a string and pull from 
you all the clothes you are wearing that are not paid for, 



The Famous Evangelist 69 

some of you would have left only a celluloid collar and 
pair of socks. 

Many a fool today, when told what to do to keep out 
of hell, gets mad at God. 

Some fellows are so rotten that they ought to be disin- 
fected for two years and then given a bath in carbolic 
acid and formaldehyde before they should be allowed to 
speak to a decent woman. 

Christian Scientists, I notice, always answer the call 
for dinner just as quick as I do. 

Don't condemn your doctor until you try his remedies. 

The devil's no fool. If you get to playing tag with him 
he'll touch you on the shoulder, say "tag, you're it," and 
get your goat. He's never idle. He never gets the rheu- 
matiz, peritonitis, gout or appendicitis. 

BILLY'S SKETCH OF LEPER BATHING IN JORDAN. 

Billy Sunday's impersonation of the leper Naaman, 
entering the waters of the Jordan river to dip seven times, 
given Thursday night in his sermon on "The Moral 
Leper," in the language of the vaudeville press agent, 
was a "bell-ringer." 

Billy, in the role of Naaman, made things so realistic 
that his vast audience could almost expand their imagin- 
ation enough to see the muddy waters of the river, the 
slippery bank and the frightened and shivering Naaman, 



70 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

endeavoring to bolster up enough courage to plunge in 
and take his seven dips to be cured of leprosy. 

Billy cautiously approached the water's edge, stuck one 
toe in to ascertain the temperature of the water, drew it 
back with a shiver and an U-u-gh, but that's cold!" Then 
he stopped to explain that Naaman was not accustomed 
to such surroundings, but was used to a porcelain bath 
tub at home and to a "crooked-handle dingaramus" to 
rub his back with. With this Billy went through the con- 
tortions of a man trying to reach the hollow of his back 
with a brush or sponge. 

SAYS WATER MADE NAAMAN SHIVER. 

He told of a big "snake doctor" stinging Naaman on the 
shoulder, emitting an unearthly screech and slapping one 
hand to the offended spot. Then he tried the water again. 
He got part way in, slipped, stubbed his toe and went hob- 
bling about on his left foot, holding the other in both 
hands as his facial contortions told of Naaman's pain 
after getting hurt. He shivered again, let his teeth chat- 
ter with a loud "b-r-r-r," as he again went into the water, 
pinched his nose shut after taking a long breath, squinted 
his eyes and "ducked" under the surface, coming up splut- 
tering, spitting and choking. 

Then Billy told of the spots of leprosy on Naaman be- 
ginning to itch. He nearly had every one in the taber- 
nacle scratching arms and legs as he vigorously rubbed 



The Famous Evangelist 71 

various spots on his body, and scratched 'em. Then he 
resumed his ducking stunt. After the seventh dip, he told 
of Naaman's flesh being covered with the delicate skin 
of a babe and of him emerging from the river no longer 
a leper. Here Sunday ended his monologue with the ex- 
clamation, "Gee, wonder what Mrs. Naaman and the kids 
will say when I come home and they see me cured." 

SNAPSHOTS FROM SUNDAY'S SERMONS. 

God never owned a slave. All the service you render 
for God is or should be prompted by gratitude. 

It's hell and damnation that put men and women in the 
asylums and jails. 

If my vehemence and exertions amaze you, your apathy 
and laziness stagger me. 

If God could get possession of all the flesh and blood 
that belongs to Him, He could create a commotion in 
this city in 48 hours. 

Some people work only with their mouths. But God 
wants that part of you that's on the ground as well as in 
the air. 

Christianity and red whiskey don't stay in the same 
hide together. 

Bill Shakespeare was onto his job when he said "What 
fools these mortals be." 

The Lord's having just as bad a time today with the 
folks here as with the old Jews out there in the wilder- 
ness. 



J 



11 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

It gives me prostration to see how some people do 
things in this world. It's no wonder the devil's got a 
mortgage on the world and is about ready to foreclose it. 

Some churches have 500 in the congregation and about 
25 turn out at prayer meeting. Where are the other 475? 
They have just as much right to be there as the 25. 

Faith is like a headlight on a train. 

I don't believe one-half the people in the churches were 
ever converted or had an experience. 

I believe in experimental religion. 

Faith is above all other graces; it honors God and 
brings blessings to the individual. 

The average preacher don't pray much more than five 
minutes each day; the average churchgoer not more than 
three minutes. 

If we got what was coming to us — it'd be Hell for all of 
us. 



A TRIP THROUGH THE BIBLE WITH BILLY SUNDAY. 

An Example of the Evangelist's Power 
in Painting Word Pictures. 

Twenty-seven years ago with the Holy Spirit as my 
guide, I entered at the portico of Geneses and went into 
the art gallery of the Old Testament, where, on the wall, 
hung pictures of Enoch, Noah, Jacob, Abraham, Elijah, 
David, Daniel and other famous prophets of old. Then 
I passed into the music room .of the Psalms, where the 



The Famous Evangelist 73 

spirit swept the keyboard of my nature and brought forth 
the dirge — like a wail of the weeping prophet, Jeremiah, 
to the grand exultant strain of the 24th Psalm and where 
every reed and pipe in God's great organ of nature seemed 
to respond to the tuneful harp of David, as he played for 
King Saul in his melancholy moods. 

Next I passed into the business office of Proverbs, then 
into the chapel of Ecclesiastes, where the voice 
of the preacher was heard; then over into the conserva- 
tory of the songs of Solomon, where the Lily of the Valley 
and the Rose of Sharon and sweet-scented spices per- 
fumed my life. Then I stepped into the prophetic room 
and saw through telescopes various stars, some pointing 
to far-off stars and others to nearby stars, but all concen- 
trated upon the bright and Morning Star which was to 
rise above the moon-lit hills of Judea, while shepherds 
guarded their flock by night. 

From there I passed into the audience room and 
caught a vision of the King from the standpoint of Mat- 
thew, Mark, Luke and John. I then went into the Acts of 
the Apostles, where the Holy Spirit was doing office work in 
the formation of the Infant Church. From here I went to 
the correspondence room where Matthew, Mark, Luke, 
John, Paul, Peter, James and Judah sat at their desks, 
penning their epistles to the church. Then I passed last 
of all into the throne room of Revelations and the king 
sitting high upon his throne. 



74 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

DEFENDS DIVINE ORIGIN OF THE BIBLE. 

If the Bible were the dreams of men, it would have 
gone down long ago. But it still stands like a light-house, 
shining out into the darkness, surrounded by thousands 
of dead birds, which have battered their brains out, 
knocking it. 

The biggest fool today is the man who sneers at the 
word of God. 

God's word can't be overthrown. It is too hard for the 
tooth of time and will last forever. 

God's plan in the beginning was that man should never 
die and that no man should ever work. Now, because 
of sin, white or black, Christian or skeptic, civilized or 
savage, it's work for you or over the hills to the poor 
house. 

You can say, if you want to, that your great-great-great- 
great-grandfather was a monkey with a prehensile tail, 
playing in the back alley, all right, but you can't connect 
me with your monkey ancestors. 

Why is it that corn that is fed to chickens makes 
feathers; that fed to sheep makes wool; that fed to the 
cow makes milk, and that which you eat goes into brain? 

The men who undertake to overthrow the Bible will 
find the biggest job they ever had on their hands, and a 
lot of these lobsters have already gone to the mat for the 
count. 

Don't you feel like brutes; don't you feel lower than 
snakes when you raise you voice against the Bible and 



The Famous Evangelist 75 

this campaign, which is working for the influence of 
Christianity? 

You can take all the books of all ages and nations, 
and take out all that is good and noble in them, and 
you can't produce a book which will touch the hem of the 
Bible, which, is the word of God. 



SPIRITUALISM ON THE GRILL. 

Spiritualism is of the devil, pure and simple. I have no 
quarrel with you if you're a spiritualist, but I have with 
that damnable doctrine. 

Spiritualism is as old as the Egyptian mummies or the 
sphinx. It had long, gray hair and walked on crutches of 
decrepitude before Athens or Rome had a single mud hut 
or Romulus and Remus had been nourished by the wolf. 
It cannot work in the light, but needs darkness, because 
its deeds are evil. I never knew a confirmed spiritualist 
who had a normal physical body. Their religion is un- 
clean. Christian science is the worst tommyrot since the 
Third Century. 

STRAIGHT SHOTS FROM THE SHOULDER. 

Bryan, clean as a hound's tooth — he's a friend of mine, 
too — isn't afraid to put a Bible under his arm and preach 
the word of God. 

The churches used to be daffy over high-critic preach- 
ers. Nowadays your high-critic preachers are wearing 



76 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

out shoe leather and going blind reading the want col- 
umns, trying to find jobs. 

Down in Georgia they were having a dress ball. Huh! 
Better call it an undress ball. 

Religion will do more for the world than it is now, as 
soon as God gets more than dimes and nickles to work 
with. 

Some ministers are as crazy after sensation as the "yel- 
lowest" newspaper that ever came off the press. 

Some of you society women are so stuck-up with pride 
that you can't lie straight in bed at night. 

These long-winded prayers will never get anything for 
Christ. 

In nearly every church there is a little bunch that prays 
and all the rest are going to the devil. 

What Shakespeare says is "literatwah," but what Bill 
Sunday says is "vulgwah." 

The worst thing that ever wriggled out of hell is a 
church scrap. 

I believe that some time in the life of every man and 
woman there will come a time when they will pray. 

"I'd like to see the day," said Sunday, "when there 
wouldn't be a store open on Saturday night. I can't see 
to save my gizzard why it's necessary. People can do 
their shopping early. If they'd close the stores Saturday 
evening the same as on other days, the church attend- 
ances would be doubled. But of course, when you do 



The Famous Evangelist 79 

anything to help humanity, some yellow dog has got to 
block it. And you employers and proprietors sit around 
in the churches and wonder why the attendance is so 
small, when you're to blame yourself by making your em- 
ployes work themselves to death so that they are too tired 
to go to church." 

OTHERS SUFFER FROM YOUR SINS. 

"When you come staggering home, cussing right and 
left and spewing and spitting, your wife suffers, your chil- 
dren suffer, you infernal old devil. Don't think that you 
are the only one that suffers. You're placing a stain on 
your wife and your children. If you're a dirty, low-down, 
filthy, drunken, whisky-soaked bum you'll affect all with 
whom you come in contact. If you're a God-fearing man 
you will influence all with whom you come in contact. 
You can't live by yourself. 

"Personal liberty is not personal license. Our fore- 
fathers did not fight and die for personal license, but for 
personal liberty bounded by laws. Personal license is 
the liberty of a red-handed anarchist. Personal license 
is the liberty of a burglar, of a seducer, of a raper, of a 
wolf that wants to remain in a sheep fold, or the fox in a 
henroost." 



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LESSONS FROM STORY OF PILATE. 

Pilate was a pliable, plastic, rathole, stand pat, peanut, 
lunch counter politician of his day. 

Pilate sent Jesus to an innocent death to please the ma- 
chine politicians. 

Away with your hell-born, stinking lie of Unitarianism 
that Jesus was not a good man. He was either the Son 
of God or a fraud and liar, and I believe Him to be the 
Son of God. 

God keeps no half-way house. It's either heaven or hell 
for everyone. 

A millionaire will go to hell just as fast as a hobo count- 
ing the ties on a railroad, if he doesn't live true to God. 

I challenge all the infidels on the earth to find one flaw 
in the character of Jesus Christ. 

Even if Jesus wasn't the Son of God I would worship 
Him anyway, for he is my ideal. I can't conceive a 
grander character. 

MORAL TRUTHS BILLY GAVE TO MEN. 

Lyman Beecher was the father of more brain than any 
other man. 

It's everybody's business how you live. 

Law stands between you and personal liberty. 

I brand that man with a black brand whose iniquities 
are responsible for the fall of others. 



The Famous Evangelist 81 

No man lives to himself alone. 

No man will argue that sin is a good thing. 

It doesn't take boys long to get on the wrong track. 

There are little frizzled top sissies who know more 
about vice than their gray-haired grandmothers. 

As a rule a man wants something better for his children 
than he had himself. 

You would not want your son to live like you, if you 
are not living right. 

A young buck that cusses will crush your daughter's 
honor like he would an eggshell. 

If you never become religious, men, for God's sake stop 
your cussing. 

Like produces like in everything. * * Blood 

will tell. 

SAYS THESE THREE WILL RUIN CITY. 

"No man can be a good husband, no man can be a good 
father, no man can be a respectable citizen, no man can 
be a gentleman, and cuss. You can hang out a sign of 
gentleman, but when you cuss you might as well take it in. 

"There are three things which will ruin any town, open 
license saloons, open stores on the Sabbath day and a 
dirty, cussing, swearing gang of blacklegs on the streets. 
Let a town be known for these three things, and these 
alone, and you could never start a boom half big enough 
to get one man there." 



82 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

"You can't go anywhere any more, in a car, a depot, a 
restaurant, but what you find some fiend with his foul- 
mouthed oaths ready to spew them out. What an awful 
place hell will be when it gets all of that bunch down 
there." 

"Say, boys, if I was on a jury and you could prove to me 
that a father had stolen a loaf of bread to keep his wife 
from starving, you could keep me in the room until the 
ants took me out through the keyhole before I'd stick 
him. That may not be law, I don't know, but you'll find 
there is a big streak of humanity in Bill." 

do god's will. 

He told the women that it was not sufficient to be fam- 
iliar with all the poets and the books of etiquette to get 
into heaven. The one essential thing is the doing of the 
will of God, he said. 

Mr. Sunday showed through the story of Lady Anne 
Erskine of Rome, how the devil and Christ are bidding 
for their souls — the devil offering beauty, pleasure, ad- 
ulation and ease; Jesus promising peace, joy and eternal 
happiness — and it was left to them to choose. 

BILLY'S KEYS TO SUCCESS. 

"Dig the foundation deep, young man; 

Plant firm the outer wall. 
Build it well what ere you do; 
Build it straight and strong and true; 

Build it clean and high and broad, 

Build it for the eye of God." 



The Famous Evangelist 83 

Have some definite aim in life. Don't drift 'round and 
'round like a log in a whirlpool. 

Do the best you can and you will win; God could not 
ask more than that. 

Not only aim high, but muster up enough power to 
pierce the opposition and to ring the bell. 

Don't try to build character with a whisky bottle, a 
pack of cards, a libertine life and cigarets. Put the Bible 
and Jesus Christ in your life instead. 

Be careful what you read. Don't read bad, worthless 
books. 

Don't assassinate every noble desire that comes to you. 

Get a good introduction of yourself to yourself and find 
out how little you really know. 

Cut out the cigarets, boys, or they'll cut you out. Just 
take that from your Uncle Fuller. 

Have the grit of Sampson in your system so that you 
won't tremble when the lions roar. 

Don't have your veins filled with ice water. Get some 
pepper, ginger and tabasco sauce into them. 

Be a live wire. Be like the man with the itch; make 
everybody scratch when they come near you. 

Remember, you're not measured by your size, but by 
what you are. 

If your pockets are empty, fill your heart with resolu- 
tions and get into the game. Don't sit on the bleachers 
and growl. 



84 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

You can't determine success by the rattle of the cash 
register. 

The limbs of the tree of knowledge hang so low that 
anybody with ambition can reach up and pluck the fruit. 

Cities are whirlpools that whirl you into the jaws of 
hell. 



A FEW BUNTS TO LIVE STUDENTS. 

It's a sad day for the young man when President Taft's 
overcoat won't make him a vest, he's so chesty. 

Education is knowing what you want, knowing how to 
get it, and knowing what to do with it after you get it. 

If you find a fellow on the top of the hill, he never "lit" 
there; he climbed. 

You can't measure manhood by a tape line around the 
waist. 

Parents, don't try to make your boy another "you." If 
God had wanted another "you," he would have made you 
twins. 

You can't always tell the size of a man by the fuss he 
makes. A frog makes more noise than a whale. 

We can build universities, tax the people to support 
them and furnish the best curriculum on God's dirt, but 
we can't make something out of a nonentity. 

When a girl is seventeen and is introduced to a young 
man, she asks, "Who is he?" At twenty-two she asks, 
"What is he?" and at thirty-five she cries, "For God's 
sake, where is he?" 



The Famous Evangelist 85 

If I had lived in Napoleon's day I would have followed 
his star for he could hit the ball. 

You can hear more curbstone, barbershop and livery 
stable theology in this city today than ever before. 

All some men are fit for is to make one more when the 
census count is taken. 

The man who has nothing but money is the poorest man 
on earth. 

It's the false ideal that strews this world with wrecks. 



SUNDAY'S TRIBUTE TO THE HOLIDAYS. 

"I'm glad we celebrate the Fourth of July, when we can 
uncork our enthusiasm and shoot firecrackers and eat 
peanuts and drink red lemonade, for it makes us realize 
that we are living in the greatest nation that man's eye 
ever saw or God's hand ever made. I'm glad we have 
Labor day, when the man who toils can have a holiday of 
his own. I'm glad we celebrate Easter to commemorate 
the time when the Son of Man arose in conquering ma- 
jesty. I'm glad we celebrate Thanksgiving, when we sit 
at our sumptuously laden tables and recall that as a na- 
tion we have never gone to bed hungry and that our gran- 
aries have never been empty, and reflect that we have one 
state that can raise corn enough to feed us all. America 
can feed the world. I pay tribute to the man with the din- 
ner bucket, with bundles of muscle that knot like steel. 
All these days are days of precious memories, days that 



86 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

make the nation strong and great, days that make us bet- 
ter men and women." 

"If you are well prepared for life you'll never wear 
out shoe leather hunting for a job, and you'll never be- 
come blind reading the 'Help wanted' ads." 

"What songs do the people go daffy over today? Listen 
and I'll tell you." 

"Love your neighbor as yourself, 

But let his wife alone; 
For if you don't he'll soon get wise, 

And then you'll lose your own." 

And here Sunday named some of the popular songs he 
said were causing divorces. Among them were: "My 
Wife's Gone to the Country," "I Love My Wife, But Oh 
You Kid," and "I'll Trust My Wife With Fifty Men, But 
With One?— Not On Your Life." 

Sunday pointed out five things which he stated he con- 
sidered necessary qualifications to win in life: Blood, en- 
vironment, grit, education and religion. He then added 
that the first four without the fifth meant nothing at all, 
and pleaded with his youthful audience to trust in God. 

"It takes more than a mortarboard cap, pipe, peg-top 
trousers, a cane and your 'rah, rah, rah,' to make a man 
out of you. It takes character and determination. It pays 
to feed the Bible to the children," Sunday said. 




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The Famous Evangelist 89 

LIVING UP TO ONE'S PROFESSION. 

You can summon all your card-playing, theatre-going 
church members and they can't drive the devil out of a 
boy as big as a peanut. 

If you want the world to be better after awhile, then 
keep the devil out of your boys and girls now. 

I am an "amen" Christian, but I don't shout it any 
louder than I live it. 

You're killing religion with your dignity today. 

Lots of people would go to hell sure if they died out of 
Lent season. 

One-half the professing Christians amount to little or 
nothing as a spiritual force. 

SOME STRAY SHOTS FOR THE GALLERY. 

I'm a graduate of the university of poverty and have 
taken several post-graduate courses there, too. 

Some of you sing, "I'm standing on the solid rock," 
through a set of false teeth that you haven't paid for yet. 

Nine-tenths of the church members are bench warmers. 

"Not my will but" — it costs some of you too much to 
complete the other three words — "Thine be done." That's 
why your spiritual batting average is only fifteen when it 
ought to be nine hundred. 

I'd rather see a child in the mouth of a crocodile than 
to see it dragged down by some immoral influence. 

Go into the church and you'll find most of the bunch 
nearer the theatre and card party than to Jesus. 



90 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

The nearer to Jesus the more elbow room there is; the 
farther away you find the biggest crowd. 

SOME HOT ONES SHOT AT RANDOM. 

You don't see the "S. R. O." (standing room only) signs 
in the churches; you have to go to the theatre to see them. 

Show me a church where the minister hasn't any con- 
cern in a spiritual revival, and I will show you a rich, 
fashionable, third-rate amusement bureau with religion 
left out. 

You'll spend more time and money getting a steer 
ready for a business deal, than you will to start your boys 
on a safe trip to heaven. 

If you're afraid to take your stand for fear of being 
ridiculed by the miserable bunch that won't trot square, 
you ought to be ashamed to call yourself a man. 

If you are in a business that religion hurts, you are a 
moral pauper and in a mighty dirty, rotten, stinking bus- 
iness. 

The trouble with a great many men is they have got all 
their property and religion in their wives' name. 

ONE OF "BILLY" SUNDAY'S CHARACTERISTIC 
PRAYERS. 

"Well, Lord, we pray Thou will help us. I'm glad, 
Jesus, that I can stand here today and say that after all 
these years of trusting in Thee, Thou hast helped me. 
Help them, God. We beseech Thee to help us here today. 



The Famous Evangelist 91 

Help us as we go along from day to day. There'll be 
troubles, the way will be dark and dreary sometimes. 
The sun will not always shine, there'll be rain and dark 
clouds, but they'll soon clear away. It is the work of the 
devil to make it hard for us. It is the devil's work to make 
us weak physically, so that it will be hard to bear the 
strain of God's work. Oh, devil, why do you strike us 
when we're down? Why do you prey upon our weak- 
nesses? Why do you do it? You know, devil, you and I 
are enemies. We always have been. 

"There's no compromise between us. You know, devil, 
I've never uttered a word, preached a sermon or written 
a line that I didn't believe was right and that I'll not 
stand upon. I wouldn't take back a single thing I ever 
said. And say, devil, if there's anything in my sermons 
that doesn't hurt you, tell me, and I'll take it out, and 
Lord, if there's anything in my sermons that doesn't help 
your work, tell me, and I'll take it out. I've learned to 
love these people Lord. Oh, their friendship and gener- 
osity have been wonderful. I never saw such love and 
kindness, Jesus. I've been overwhelmed by it. And now, 
today, there may still be some who have not yet taken 
their stand, and who'll be the first to come down and take 
me by the hand." 



92 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

SOME OF SUNDAY'S BOMBSHELLS. 

If I ever accepted the pastorate of a church I'd buy a 
round trip ticket. 

But believe me, I'd skin the bunch while I was on the 
job. 

Too many people desert the prayer meeting for a card 
party or a Dutch lunch. 

Paul was an evangelist. Wherever he preached they 
had to call out the cops to protect him. He always had 
a riot or a revival. 

We need a revival because the churches are critical, 
cold, blown in the bottle, stamped on the cork — petrified. 
You can't scald a hog in ice-water. 

The world would sink into hell before the Fourth of 
July if it had to depend on "ethical" revivals. 

If you want to see this city as God wants it to be you'll 
help. If you want it to be as hell and the devil wants it, 
then knock. 

There are two gangs in every church — the rubs and the 
anti-rubs. 

Some people have sat in their pews so long that they 
are mildewed. 

There are multitudes in heaven that have crept and 
crawled out of the quagmire of filth and the cesspools of 
iniquity and drunkenness. V- ; 

It takes the combined efforts of the Trinity to keep you 
out of hell. 



The Famous Evangelist 93 

I'll do anything on earth to help a sinner. I'll do any- 
thing in the world to put the devil and all his cohorts in 
hell. 

Conversion must be effected by the influence of the 
truth on the mind. 

Truth resisted, loses its power on the mind that resists 
and each resistance weakens the truth. 

When God begins to show His power, then the devil 
and all of the demons get busy. 

Religion makes its appeal to your sensibility, not your 
intellect. 

The way into the kingdom is heart first, not head first. 

God is not an explanation; God is a revelation. 

Most people are converted at revival services. 

If you are thirty and have not been converted, the 
chances are that if you are not converted now, you will 
never be converted. 

If it weren't for revivals, just think what hell would be 
like. 

If you spurn Jesus Christ you are doing the same thing 
which the Pharisees did. 

Some say a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but 
it does you good. 

Trouble with some fellows is that they have their re- 
ligion and property in their wives' names. You've got 
to be something more than a brother-in-law to God. 

If God had his way there'd be no saloons. 



94 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

The history of the church is a history of revivals; when 
any preacher talks against revivals, he's a damn scoun- 
drel. 

What the Church of God needs today is a baptism of 
horse sense. 

Some people never read the Bible from week-end to 
week-end. No wonder they are dried up like an Egyptian 
mummy. 

Religion doesn't affect some poor old sinners any more 
than shooting peas at the Rock of Gibraltar with a pop 
gun. 

If I can win a man over to Christianity — to keep a 
drunkard sober, even just for a year, it's worth every 
dollar. 

Some of the worst knockers I have in this county are 
the preachers — sour grapes; that's the only way I can see 
it. 

You've been so dignified, stiff and worldly until you've 
grieved the Spirit of God. 

Give the Lord a main line and see what he'll do these 
days. 

Never saw God bless a stingy gang yet. 

I feel like a shouting Methodist. When you get a Pres- 
byterian shouting there's something doing. 

I am pleading for the old-fashioned Pentacostal revival. 
My evangelism is 2,000 years old; as old as the nails in 
the cross. 



The Famous Evangelist 95 

If a city sags morally, the reason is not with God, but 
with her citizenship. They'd rather have a dirty, rotten 
town. 

The biggest coward in America today, the biggest cow- 
ard we have in the profession of Christian religion, who 
is afraid to come out and declare himself in a campaign 
like this is the business man. He is afraid of some saloon 
keeper, some brewer, some gambler and others of that 
kind — they're afraid they will lose their trade by it, and 
by the eternal God they ought to be punished before the 
moon changes. 

I believe you are getting ready to place this town on 
the map as a place where the name of God and decency 
are revered. 

Over your head, the devil and the angels of God are 
locked in a struggle for your soul. 

When you work for Jesus you must expect to be abused. 

Heaven wants to save you, earth to cheat you and hell 
to damn you. 

You are just as good as you want to be and not a whit 
better. 

You haven't got money enough in your bank vault to 
hire me to come here if I didn't care for the welfare of 
your souls. 

If man wrote the Bible we'd never been told that Noah 
got drunk. Man would have left such things out, but God 
didn't. He put everything in whether pleasant or un- 
pleasant. 



96 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

When you swell up like a poisoned pup and think you 
are complimenting God by being present here tonight, 
then God's got nothing for you. 

Some of the biggest heathens this side of hell are right 
here tonight. 

"No trade" is the passport by which 90 per cent of the 
men are entering the prisons and penitentiaries. 

You may be lower down in the sight of God than the 
one whom you condemn. 

The devil believes in God and in hell. He's more or- 
thodox than some preachers I know who preach that 
there is no hell. 

How can you pray when you look at the throne of God 
through the bottom of a beer glass. 

Some people pray as though they never expected any- 
thing and they're not disappointed. 

How can you pray and say "Thy will be done," when 
you have the booze wagon drive up to your back gate 
twice every week. 

SUNDAYISMS. 

I wish to God we all could see what a common sense 
proposition religion really is. 

Graft has a stranglehold on religion today. 

A preacher told me that in a certain town an under- 
taker came to him and offered a rake-off if he'd throw the 
funerals his way. 



The Famous Evangelist 97 

The church member that rents his property for a saloon 
is as bad as the saloon keeper himself. 

Something has to be done to save this nation. 

We are trying to apologize for man's condition today 
on an economic basis. 

A free nation cannot endure if it is dominated by graft- 
ers, special interests, thieves and crooks. 

The constitution was cradled in prayer. 

You spend a whole lot of money for flowers at the fun- 
eral of your wife that you might have spent for a hired 
girl. 

It's a good thing for you I'm not God for about fifteen 
minutes. I'd keep the undertaker busy unless you squared 
up. 

I could no more shock some of you folks than I could 
pour something on a skunk to make it smell sweet. 

It makes no difference whether you kneel before God 
as a millionaire or a hobo — it's a case of sin and salva- 
tion. 

I don't care whether you hot-footed it to the Tabernacle 
tonight or rode in an auto. 

God puts no premium on laziness. You can bank on 
that — Jesus Christ is the center, circumference and nu- 
cleus of the Old and New Testament. 

I believe that no man disbelieves in hell unless he finds 
himself on the straight road to hell. 

I wonder God is doing as well as He is with the bunch 
He has to work with. 



98 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

The new idea in religion says the world is getting bet- 
ter and better. That's not true. The world is getting 
worse and worse. 

Don't storm and fuss at God about the plans of re- 
demption when you don't know beans about a housefly. 

The greatest scientists, the greatest painters, the great- 
est inventors, the greatest astronomers, have all been 
Christians. 

If you are a member of a Masonic lodge, give me your 
hand or take off that badge. Especially do I challenge 
you if you are a Knight Templar, with your sword drawn 
in defense of the gospel I am preaching. 

AT A PRAYER MEETING, MR. SUNDAY OFFERED 

THE FOLLOWING PRAYER, PLEADING TO GOD 

TO GIVE HIM STRENGTH TO CARRY ON HIS 

WORK. 

"Oh Jesus, we're not making an excuse. We're not 
trying to offer an excuse for not doing things as perhaps 
we might have done. But our voice is hoarse, we feel 
the strain of his campaign, our health is not the best, and 
we pray to Thee for more strength with which to battle 
down the forces of sin and hell. But Jesus, we're will- 
ing to fight for you, no matter how bad we feel. We'll 
stick to it, Jesus as long as you will let us. But, Jesus, 
don't you think for a minute we're trying to give some ex- 
cuse. We're tired, but on the job, and we want to stick 
to it, so help us all and give us strength for Your sake. 
Amen." 



The Famous Evangelist 99 

FAITH OF GREAT MEN. 

Washington, in the snow at Valley Forge, knelt down 
and prayed for victory; Abraham Lincoln got down on 
his knees at the White House and prayed to God; Burke, 
Bismarck, Gladstone, Garfield, the immortal and martyred 
McKinley, Hays and Roosevelt all had faith in God and 
have prayed to him in times of war or trouble. Cleve- 
land, Harrison and Woodrow Wilson believe in the Bible. 
Milton, Longfellow, Shakespeare and all other famous 
poets drew their inspirations from the Bible; famous ar- 
tists dipped their brushes into the light of heaven and why 
can't we all have that same faith? 



BIBLE ABOVE ALL. 

Man has assailed the Bible for ages. All who have un- 
dertaken the job have found it the biggest one they ever 
tackled and have been compelled to go to the mat and 
take the count. But the Bible has withstood the ravages 
of time, and today it stands buttressed about with the 
demolished theories of speculators like the lonely light- 
house on the distant island, the sands about her covered 
with the bodies of seabirds that have battered their lives 
out against her light windows. The conflicts of the ages 
have swayed around this old book and the shores of time 
have been strewn with broken and demolished theories 
while the old ship Zion speeds on her way as strong as 
ever with the banner floating from her mast. 



100 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

SUNDAY KNOCKS OUT SOME "HOME" RUNS. 
On Training Children at Home. 

Blood tells: the time to start training the boy right is 
seventy-five years before he is born. 

The reason there are so many nickel theatres and hell- 
holes in the wall is because the home is not made at- 
tractive enough to retain the boy and girl. 

Of all the devil-inspired sentences this is the limit: 
"Children should be seen and not heard." 

The biggest mistake we ever made was to take from the 
teachers the right to lick the kids. 

I believe the downfall of most men and women can be 
traced to same defect in the home. 

A home must be something more than four walls and a 
roof. 

The biggest monstrosity God ever looked at is the 
mother with her children playing about her feet and they 
not getting an inspiration of Jesus. 

We're neglecting the home for the club, the lodge, the 
card party, the literary society and the social function. 

If a firm advertised for a bookkeeper it would expect 
something else than just a man on legs; something else 
than just a slot machine to shove its salary into every 
Saturday night. 

UP TO MOTHERS. 

God pity us. If mothers had failed as fathers have, 
God would have dumped you into hell long ago. 

God bless the women. I believe in women's rights. 



The Famous Evangelist 101 

If some of you women had to get to heaven on the tes- 
timony of your washerwomen, would you make it? 

If you see a kid with its stockings hanging down like the 
skin on a rhinoceros, and a dirty nose, it don't take a 
prophet to say, "Ma's gone to the club." 

Outlawism is not settled by the street mob — it is settled 
in the home. 

I haven't much faith in the woman who talks heaven 
and makes her home a hell. 

Don't tell the children what you don't mean. 

Don't talk about your neighbors or anybody else. 

Don't hurt your children's self-respect by punishing 
them in the presence of company. Wait until the com- 
pany is gone, then dust both hemispheres. 

Don't lie to your children, and then wonder where they 
learned to lie. 

Don't be a fool, and if you've got plenty of income, 
overdress your children and send them to school to make 
the children of some poor, conscientious man dissatisfied 
because their dad can't give them as nice clothes. 



ELECTRIC FLASHES. 

The young man or woman who is ashamed of his or 
her father or mother, is a fool and too low down for me 
to spit on. 

To hear boys cuss you'd think cussing was a part of the 
school curriculum. 



102 Rev. "Billy" Sunday 

The woman who tries to rid herself of the responsibili- 
ties of maternity, is as red-handed and black-hearted a 
murderess as she who chokes to death her 12-months old 
babe. 

Of all the contemptable, triple-extract of hell, God-for- 
saken, hell-born, infamous, vile, stinking and damnable 
people, the murderer who disguises under the title of 
doctor is the worst. 

A gambler, if he wins, is a thief, and if he loses, he's a 
fool. So he's both a thief and a fool, no matter how you 
look at it. 

If a church runs a lottery, then it's a thief. 

There are three ways of spreading news, telephone, tel- 
egraph and tell-a-woman. But that's really an insult, 
for some of these old he-gossipers have got the women 
backed off the boards. 

I pity the woman who'll slap Jesus in the face to please 
some miserable society gang. 

The dance hall has proved to be the biggest graveyard 
this side of hell for young girls. 

The fellow who lives purely for the gratification of his 
lust, is so low down he'd have to take an airship to reach 
hell. 

The most useless woman on God's dirt is the society 
woman. 

It's a good thing to have money and all it will buy, but 
it's a better thing to sit down and think whether you've 
got what money can't buy. 



The Famous Evangelist 103 

We're making money by the bucketfuls in this country, 
and we're going to hell in carload lots and on excursion 
rates, too. 

Citizens who will not live on a level with the Ten Com- 
mandments ought to be in the penitentiary. Public 
opinion does not always judge correctly. 



SUNDAY ON EVOLUTION. 

"The Bible says: 'In the beginning G-O-D, God!' I don't 
know when that beginning was, but in the beginning God ! 
whether it was 6,000 years ago or a hundred of millions 
of years ago, as some cranks now claim, created the 
heaven and the earth. I don't believe the doctrine of evo- 
lution. Did this tabernacle evolute? No: common sense 
will tell you that. Did flowers evolute? If things have 
evoluted, why haven't they been improved upon during all 
these years? Flowers found today along the Nile grew 
there in exactly the same form centuries ago. Have they 
evoluted? You can put a gold belt around a hog, tie his 
sides up with ribbons and he'll still squeal for slop. He's 
the same old hog. Has he evoluted? If you believe 
human beings evoluted from the ape, all right. If you 
believe that your great-great-great-great-grandfather was 
a monkey with a prehensile tail around the limb of a 
cocoanut tree, all right; but don't connect your monkey 
ancestors with me. Listen here, I'm going to stick by that 
book — the Bible if I die the very next instant." 



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